dragonagestuff:

jillianatthedisco:

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

So Ander’s voice actor also did a twix commercial! He even commented on the video.

I CAN’T.

Well damn, I want to go out and buy a Twix now. Oh chocolate, is there anything that you CAN’T make sexy?

(Source: youtube.com)

dragonagestuff:

a worthy treasure by ~amiko16

Bioware, seriously, WTF.

This isn’t just Dragon Age but any RPG. I don’t want to waste my time picking locks only to discover moth ridden blankets or half eaten sandwiches. 

idrawcubes:

Does anyone out there make their Champion or Grey Warden of a different ethnicity besides “White”? (Not counting like, Elves and Dwarves). I have seen many peoples Hawkes and Couslands but they have never been of any Asian/African/Latino ethnicities.

I’m genuinely interested. Not…

Here are my Grey Warden (Rouge Noble) and Champion(Hawke). I usually play as darker skinned female characters with white hair in Bioware games. Maybe its because I’m a WOC. Maybe its because I have a Storm fetish. Who knows. 

My head canon is that my Dragon Age characters are from a rare race that are born with dark skin and pale hair that are only born to white noble families. 

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dragonagestuff:

ser-fred:

templars under the bed by ~kyuubifred

templars are the least of your concerns right now, anders…

Varric and Isabela <3

You can never be too careful. Templars are like ants.  

mythicbeast:

We are the muses: goddesses of the arts, and proclaimers of heroes.
Heroes like Hawkules!
Honey, you mean HUNK-ules. Whoo-hoo, I’d like to make some sweet music with him…

NOW NOUVEAU RICHE AND FAMOUS HE CAN TELL YOU WHAT A FERELDEN EARNS

WELL, THAT’S HOURS OF MY LIFE I WON’T BE SEEING ANYTIME SOON…

(traced, duh. I don’t know why anders ended up as pegasus. my favorite is meredith’s, because it was the one that made me think of it to begin with; if i had the energy to do the whole video, I’d turn the chess pieces around 1:56 to the three mages from On the Loose)

edit: holy shit you guys hahaha this got popular fast. here’s all the images together in one JPG, for ease of saving.

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jakface:

privateai:

True Story Bro.

A quick little comic love note to the random customer at work who inadvertently brightened the everloving FUCK out of my day. ^___^ Fifteen seconds of you was worth the other eight hours of awful people.

I love you. And I’m sorry I stared at your nose-scratch so much.

#youguysitwastotallyinnocent #likeacatscratch #orsomething

Man, I’d trade a Zap Muthafucka for Sexy Hawke Guy anyday. I’m jelly!

Did you give him your phone number?!!? I hope so!

(also I am weeing myself because you live like 2 hours from me THAT MEANS I COULD TECHNICALLY GO STALKING THIS GUY AHAHAHA)

It’s always a bit weird whenever you see someone who looks EXACTLY like a fictional character. 

I seriously wouldn’t have minded having Varric as one of the romance options in Dragon Age 2. I usually don’t like my dude’s hairy but dayummn.

(via renlyslittlerose)

the-ryuchan:

lady-cousland:

the-ryuchan:

goddessofcheese:

hamburgerjack:

apostitutes:

I was like, “Get me into the Deep Roads, dick.”

and he was all, “Don’t threaten me, little girl”

This confirmation of his older man status did the same to me

Have we *ever*…

I think Anders may be in his mid to late thirties. Early forties if you want to stretch a bit. He seems worn but not too aged. 

(via lady-assbutt)